Why not just wait for the next train?

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These are so funny. However, this may be why kids act the way they do these days. I had a good laugh. The audio may not be safe for your work.
Probably the best toy ever!

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Did you see this in the paper this morning? A truly sad story…
Syracuse, NY(AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Onondaga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and [...]

There were less than 400 spectators at the Florida Marlins Vs. Washington Nationals baseball game yesterday held at Dolphin Stadium in Miami Florida. The Washington Nationals got beat 5-4. The best quote from the article was,
“The several dozen fans who speckled the plastic orange seating provided an odd backdrop, offering the same chorus [...]

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