This has to be the most embarrassing situation to be caught in. A Croatian man got his testicle caught in a wooden slatted beach chair.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
Ouch! That left a mark! I hear he’s going to have a second career as a sporano singer!